... 10 REPEAT PRINT "Hello world!":UNTIL FALSE
 
... Computer: a device designed to speed and automate errors.
 
... dawn chorus(n): Nature's way of telling the programmer to go to sleep.
 
... Slam a revolving door today!
 
... Worse things happen in C.
 
... 1024x768x256 - sounds like one *mean* woman!
 
... Answers on a postcard please to 10 Downing Street, London SW1.
 
... Sorry officer, I thought the amber light meant accelerate very quickly.
 
... Run for your life!!
 
... On second thoughts, lets not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
 
... Life. Hate it, or ignore it. You can't like it.
 
... Remington, shaves as close as a blade or we send the boys round.
 
... Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.
 
... Take care of the pence and the Inland Revenue will take care of the rest.
 
... When I grow up I want to be a message.
 
... Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
 
... Back up my hard disk? I cann't find the reverse switch!
 
... Is knowledge knowable, and how do we know?
 
... Some men are wise - some are otherwise.
 
... Life, don't talk to me about life.
 
... Syntax is another name for conscience money.
 
... M-O-O-N and that spells Corn Pops.
 
... Flash Gordon exposed himself to all sorts of danger.
 
... In nuclear warfare all men are cremated equal.
 
... This tagline is freeware, no payment should be made for it's distribution.
 
... Hackers do it with bugs.
 
... James Dean taught Marc Bolan to drive.
 
... A trampoline is for cunning stunts, a truncheon for apprehending criminals
 
... My other neighbour is quiet.
 
... (((((YOU)))))((((ARE))))((((((FEELING))))))(((((SLEEPY)))))
 
... I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere!
 
... The truth is a virus.....
 
... If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.
 
... Oh, I couldn't afford a whole new brain.
 
... Ok, we'll meet the meat. That's cool.
 
... Wibble Wobble Fishcakes.
 
... I got two words for Van Gogh..'Say what?'.
 
... Message ends...Engage coffee making mode.
 
... The Eternal Triangle is usually right tangled.
 
... Can I stop typing in taglines now please?
 
... If you sold hats, babies would be born without heads.
 
... Life. Hate it, or ignore it. You can't like it.
 
... Live every day like it's your last, because someday you'll be right.
 
... There's nothing quite so wonderful as money.
 
... Pop Tarts. Perhaps the most disgusting thing you can put in a toaster.
 
... I was an atheist until I realised I was God.
 
... We all live in a yellow subroutine.
 
... "I see!" said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.
 
... "Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.
 
... A pound of puppies; a college of cardinals; a bowl of weevils
 
... All you folks do not exist. My sysop types all this stuff in.
 
... Answers: $1, Short: $5, Correct: $25, dumb looks are still free.
 
... Cookie pieces contain NO calories, breakage leaks calories.
 
... DO NOT BEND, FOLD, STAPLE, OR IN ANY WAY MUTILATE THIS TAGLINE
 
... Don't believe in astrology. We Scorpios aren't taken in by such things.
 
... Even if you're not, be brave, no one can tell the difference.
 
... Eventually land east of San Andres fault will fall into the Atlantic.
 
... FANATIC: one enthusastic about something you don't care about.
 
... FLATTERY: telling a person exactly what he thinks of himself.
 
... File not found. I'll load something *I* think is interesting.
 
... Get 'em by the balls and their hearts and minds will follow.
 
... Govt investigations contribute more to amusement than knowledge.
 
... Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response.
 
... Happiness: a perfume you can't give away without getting some yourself.
 
... Hey, don't ask me, I'm just an Anthropomorphic Personification.
 
... Hmmmmmm... I'm hearing those happy gurgly noises again! :-)
 
... I don't want to grow up, I won't grow up, you can't make me.
 
... I have 240 airconditioning in my car; 2 windows down at 40mph.
 
... I worked in a petshop and people kept asking how big I'll get.
 
... If Jack helped you off of a horse, would you help Jack off a horse?
 
... If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
 
... If tennis elbow is painful, imagine suffering with tennis balls.
 
... If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle em with bullsh*t.
 
... If you know how to organize things, you will know how to enjoy them.
 
... If you know, you're a genius. If you answer, you're awesome.
 
... Inside small problems a large problem struggles to get out.
 
... It all comes down to treating others as you want to be treated.
 
... It's not so much how we stand as the direction we're moving.
 
... Journeys begin with a single step, and a decision to take it.
 
... Life shouldn't be an endless repetition of stale successes.
 
... Make a decision based solely on money, you've made a bad decision.
 
... Make offer or buy all for $100.00 Shipping or COD not included.
 
... Motel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone.
 
... My economy: Hairline recession; waist inflation; deep depression.
 
... My hard disk is full! Maybe I'll try this message section thing.
 
... Neither Borrower Or Lender Be; routinely ignored by Congress.
 
... Never attribute to malice that which may be explained by stupidty.
 
... Never put off to tomorrow what you can wiggle out of today.
 
... No artist sees reality, if he did he wouldn't be an artist.
 
... Not genius, glory or love reflects the soul's greatness, it's kindness.
 
... Our Standard: Exellence; Our Goal: Perfection; Reality: Murphy.
 
... PARENT: Don't you understand English? HONEST CHILD: No, not fully!
 
... Play electronic games? You have too much time on your hands.
 
... President/VicePresident is undefined. Cannot divide by zero.
 
... Screenwriters apply character personalities like Post-It notes.
 
... Since you're going to die anyway, can we use you as a shield?
 
... Smell like fish? It's a dish. Smell cologne, leave it alone.
 
... Star Wars: vehicle to Carrie Fisher, Hamil and Ford to fame.
 
... Starkle Starkle Little Twink What the hell you are I think?
 
... Television is so dull that children are doing their homework.
 
... The characters are confused, the motivations obscure...USGOVT.
 
... The history of every country begins in the heart of a man or woman.
 
... The mark of a true professional is giving more than you get.
 
... The only thing God didn't do to Job was give him a computer.
 
... The wise don't merely stalk their prey, they make the kill.
 
... There's no elevator to success. You have to take the stairs.
 
... Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity.
 
... Violence never solves anything, but it sure makes me feel good.
 
... Visa, Visa, Viso -> I shopped, I shopped, I ran out of cash.
 
... Want to know the heart and mind of America? Learn baseball.
 
... Wanted a pair of watch dogs, named the pups Timex and Rolex.
 
... We all have failures. The question is, what do we do with them?
 
... We spend billions on games of chance, not including weddings.
 
... When I get a better mouse trap built, mice will be an endangered species.
 
... When everything is relative, even relativity loses meaning.
 
... When you're 70 tomorrow's yesterday before you know it was today.
 
... Where do you find 100 talking invertebrates? The US Senate!
 
... Wishful thinking on your part doesn't constitute reality on mine.
 
... You've let the lawn go too far when it requires harvesting.
 
... Pets just die on you, where's the fun in that?
 
... After we pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is NOT our friend!
 
... ((((((((HYPNOTIC))))))))((((((TAGLINE))))))))
 
... 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, Hmmm.....
 
... 90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
 
... Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
 
... Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion.
 
... Become a programmer and never see the world!!
 
... Bored at 3:00 a.m.?  PSSSTTT - got a modem?
 
... Brought to you by the Mother of all Messages
 
... BS (bee ess): n. An uninformed statement.
 
... Can I blame my spelling on Line Noise?
 
... Click..Click..Click..darn, out of taglines!
 
... DANGER! DANGER! Computer Store Ahead, Hide Wallet.
 
... Documentation is for people who can't read.
 
... Don't blame me! I just test the thing!
 
... Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower.
 
... Hardware: The part you kick.
 
... Hire teenagers while they still know everything.
 
... I am not young enough to know everything.
 
... I appreciate your not breathing while I smoke.
 
... I entered this message just to use this tagline.
 
... I tried switching to gum but couldn't keep it lit
 
... I'm dangerous when I know what I'm doing.
 
... If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure
 
... If you really want to know, you won't ask me.
 
... ILLITERATE? Write for a free brochure...
 
... Is this yours? Your dog left it on my lawn ...
 
... It's a great place, and the drinks are cold!
 
... KLEPTOMANIA!  Take something for it!
 
... Me, indecisive?  I don't think I am, do you?
 
... Minds, like parachutes, work only when open.
 
... Misspelled?  Impossible. Error correcting modem!
 
... Never take a beer to a job interview.
 
... None of you exists, my sysop types all this in!
 
... Not a computer nerd; merely a techno-weenie.
 
... Now where did I put that fire extinguisher?
 
... Profanity, the language computerists know.
 
... Reality is for people who can't handle computers.
 
... Sometimes you just have to say 'What the heck'
 
... Spill a drink on your hard drive?  Try PC Towels..
 
... Taglines that make you go "Hmmm..."
 
... The ultimate mail reader is here!!!!
 
... This Tagline is for sale.  Call 1-800-TAG-THIS!
 
... This tagline was reclaimed and is not yet stolen.
 
... Today is cancelled due to lack of interest!
 
... We laughed, we sang, we danced far into the night.
 
... What are you doing?!? The message is over,GO AWAY!
 
... Where we operate at a 90ų angle to reality
 
... While the Lunatic dreams the Earth changes.
 
... Don't like these tags?? Steal your own.....
 
... Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
 
... "What?!? This isn't the Files section?!?"
 
... Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
 
... All wiyht.  Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
 
... I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
 
... RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory    
 
... Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally.
 
... Drop your carrier ... we have you surrounded!
 
... A feature is a bug with seniority.
 
... "42? 7 and a half million years and all you can come up with is 42?!"
 
... RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!
 
... If it wasn't for C, we would be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL!
 
... If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
 
... MONEY TALKS ...   but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
 
... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
 
... Become a programmer and never see the world!!
 
... Documentation is for people who can't read.
 
... Hardware: The part you kick.
 
... Hire teenagers while they still know everything.
 
... Now where did I put that fire extinguisher?
 
... Profanity, the language programmers know.
 
... Today is cancelled due to lack of interest!
 
... What are you doing?!? The message is over,GO AWAY!
 
... Laugh ?  I nearly paid the poll-tax
 
... 10 PRINT "Waiter, There's a bug in my LOOP": GOTO 10
 
... Even a blind pig stumbles across an acorn now and again.
 
... Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.
 
... Beware of Geeks bearing GIFS
 
... Smash forehead against keyboard to continue...
 
... I tried snorting coke...and almost DROWNED
 
... DisneyLand: A people trap operated by a mouse.
 
... No man is an island. But some of us have long peninsulas.
 
... If flies couldn't fly, would they be called walks?
 
... Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
 
... Apple: "I know! Let's call it the Raincoat."
 
... As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
 
... Where's my 640Meg SIMM? I want to run Excel!
 
... Street Fighter II. Four disk game of ultimate boredom.
 
... This is your head..THiS iS yoUR HeAD On WindOwS.
 
... (A)bort (F)ail (C)reate a holographic image in plasma memory?
 
... NetWare does not have bugs, it has "Undocumented enhancements"
 
... WindowError:009 Horrible bug encountered. God knows what happened.
 
... WindowError:00F Unexplained error. Please tell us how it happened.
 
... "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gate
 
... See that ZX81, That's your 486 DX 66 that is.
 
... See that LCD game, That's your VGA monitor that is
 
... See that Abacus, That's your hard drive that is.
 
... See that buzzer, That's your sound card that is.
 
... See that megaphone, That's your modem that is.
 
... See that slate, That's your keyboard that is.
 
... See that potti, That's your tower system that is.
 
... See that snail, That's your clock speed that is.
 
... <Ctrl><Alt><Del> to read the next message
 
... Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore...
 
... 'Windows'. wipes away those stubborn BBS's !
 
... Oh no not again. That Holodeck is always breaking down. - Picard.
 
... Tiger! Tiger! Burning bright. Who has set your tail alight?
 
... Mr. Worf, set phasors on spin dry.
 
... 'Daddy, what does Format C: mean?'
 
... This is 1 FM. - Quick Mr. Worf close the bloomin' hailing frequencies.
 
... The Whispered Rule: People will believe anything if you whisper it.
 
... I am Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilgrated.
 
... Hailing frequencies open Mr. Worf. - Hi, this is Steve Wright on 1 FM.
 
... 'E's an 'alibut.
 
... If you want something done properly, kill Baldrick first.
 
... "I say we nuke the site from Orbit, it's the only way to be sure."
 
... "I'll be back ;-)"
 
... And God said, "Let there be Windoze...and he rested on that day."
 
... Famous Quotes: "...and tits doesn't belong on the list!" - G. Carlin
 
... "Bother", said Pooh, as he scrambled his partition table
 
... "Bother", said Pooh, as the vice squad took his GIFS
 
... "Bother", said Pooh, as he kicked hell out of his modem
 
... "Bother", said Pooh, as received his telephone bill
 
... "Bother", said Pooh, as his LAN manager went crackers
 
... "Bother", said Pooh, as the pin fell out the grenade
 
... "Bother", said Pooh, as he sunk his twelfth Guinness
 
... "Bother", said Pooh, as he fell into the nitric acid bath
 
... "Bother", said Pooh, as he saw the mushroom cloud.
 
... "Bother", said Pooh, as he failed the dope test.
 
... "Bother", said Pooh, as his bungie cord broke.
 
... "Bother", said Pooh, as he started up Norton Utilities
 
... "Bother", said Pooh, as he accidentally deleted his message base.
 
... "Bother", said Pooh, as the read/write heads flew across the room.
 
... "Bother", said Pooh, as he deleted his root directory.
 
... "Bother", said Pooh, "Filecore in use by who?"
 
... "Shhh! The Christians think they are up here alone."..God
 
... A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
 
... A clean desk is a sign of a -sick- mind
 
... A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
 
... A clean disk is the sign of a warped drive.
 
... A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a very sick mind.
 
... A closed mouth gathers no feet
 
... A committee has 6 or more legs and no brain.
 
... A friend: someone who likes you even after they know you.
 
... A lie that can be passed off as truth becomes truth.
 
... A little nookie never hurt anyone!
 
... A phaser on stun is like a day without orange juice.
 
... A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago
 
... A single fact can spoil a good argument.
 
... A wise man once said.... I don't know...
 
... A wok is what you throw at a wabbit.
 
... A)bort R)etry G)et a stick and kill it.
 
... AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse
 
... ASCII and ye shall receive.
 
... ASCII stupid question... get a stupid ANSI!
 
... After we pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is NOT our friend!
 
... An ulcer is what you get mountain climbing over molehills
 
... Ancient Greeks made dolphin-killing punishable by death.
 
... Another nearly-full box of Smarties!!
 
... Anything not nailed down is a cat's toy
 
... Are those cookies made with real Girl Scouts?
 
... Are you prepared to defend yourself?
 
... Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
 
... As I said before, I never repeat myself.
 
... As easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716...
 
... As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.
 
... Assumption is the mother of all screwups...
 
... BASIC isn't; C stands for Confusing...
 
... BREAKFAST.COM Halted... Cereal Port Not Responding.
 
... Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch!
 
... Bad command or file name!  Go stand in the corner.
 
... Be Nice to Your Enemies, It Drives Them Nuts.
 
... Be *excellent* to each other
 
... Beam me up, Scotty, This planet sucks!
 
... Beam me up, Scotty, but leave the others here.
 
... Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder....
 
... Behind every succesfull man is woman with nothing to wear
 
... Beware of Geeks bearing GIFs.
 
... Beware of quantum ducks.       Quark!     Quark!
 
... Biography: One of the terrors of death.
 
... Blessed are the Greeks
 
... Blessed our young they will inherit our national debt.
 
... Boldly going Forward because we can't find Reverse!
 
... Boldly going where no modem has gone before...
 
... Brain: apparatus used to think we think.
 
... Break up a relationship - buy a computer!!
 
... C program run, C program crash, C programmer cry.
 
... CONgress (n) - Opposite of PROgress
 
... Can't learn to do it well? Learn to enjoy doing it badly!
 
... Captain, the UARTs won't take this Speed!
 
... Censorship is something ŪŪŪŪŪŪ ŪŪŪŪ I do ŪŪŪ like!
 
... Children: Pure love contained in soft packages.
 
... Claravoiant meeting canceled due to unforseen events.
 
... Clones are people two.
 
... Closing on ship target.  Music on!  Fire away!
 
... Complaints? Write them here legibly [] <-
 
... Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.
 
... Computers can never replace human stupidity.
 
... Constant change is here to stay.
 
... Contentsoftaglinemaysettleduringshipping.
 
... Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd.  All wights wesewved
 
... DOS Tip #3 : Don't use DOS.
 
... DOS is just an operating system that runs Windows 3.1
 
... DOS means never having to live hand-to-mouse
 
... Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C: mean?
 
... Dammit Bones, I'm a captain, not a doctor!
 
... Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer.
 
... Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a doctor! Hey, wait a minute
 
... Damn this hobby is expensive!
 
... Data, data everywhere, and not a byte to eat!
 
... Death is proven to be 99.9% fatal to all laboratory rats.
 
... Dessert? I'll take a piece of cherry ć.
 
... Did you know that no-one ever reads these things?
 
... Discoveries are made by not following instructions.
 
... Divers do it better under pressure.
 
... Divers do it deeper.
 
... Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
 
... Do unto others JUST BEFORE they do unto you!
 
... Does Windows 3.1 come with a Hard Drive?
 
... Does history record any case where a majority was right?
 
... Doing my part to preserve order in the universe
 
... Don't drink and park, accidents cause people
 
... Don't take life so seriously.  It won't last.
 
... Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
 
... Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo...
 
... Drive C: Error, (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (K)ick (S)cream
 
... Dumb luck beats sound planning every time.  Trust me.
 
... Eagles Soar!, but weasels arn't sucked into jets!
 
... Earthquakes are Earth's way of saying, WAKE UP !!!!!!!!!!
 
... Error - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ake like it's working...
 
... Error 216: Tagline out of paper
 
... Error closing BLOUSE.ZIP, insert floppies and retry.
 
... Every little BYTE helps
 
... Evil Grin #13  <<<<<GRIN>>>>>
 
... Exam is a four-letter word for torture...
 
... Experience: What you get when you don't get what you want
 
... Fax me no questions, I'll Fax you no lies!
 
... Feet Smell?  Nose Run?  Hey, you're upside down!
 
... Get your grubby hands off my tagline! I stole it first!
 
... Ghosts are merely unsubstantiated roomers.
 
... Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!!
 
... Happiness is a twit filter
 
... Happiness is finding special characters 
 
... Hard work never killed anyone but why take a risk?
 
... He's alive, Jim.  Should I shoot him again?
 
... He's dead Jim.  You get his tricorder,  I'll get his wallet
 
... He's got a magnet!!!  Everybody BACKUP!!!!!!!!
 
... He's not dead, Jim, he's just metabolically challenged.
 
... Hello, I am part number ³ŗŽŗ³ŗ³Ū³ŗŻ³ŗŻ³³
 
... Help!  I'm parked diagonally in a parallel universe.
 
... Hey!  Your Trakball is upside down!
 
... Hi! I'm a tagline virus! Steal me & join in the fun!
 
... Hire the morally handicapped
 
... Hold on - wait, maybe the answer's looking for you.
 
... Housework can kill you if done right.
 
... How come all the buttons keep flying off my shirt?
 
... How do frogs die?  Ker-mit suicide!
 
... Those of you who believe in telekinesis, raise MY hand!
 
... How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?
 
... How's this for diplomacy?  Shoot them all!  --Kirk
 
... I Had A Life Once, Now I Have A Computer
 
... I Have To Stop Now, My Fingers Are Getting Hoarse!
 
... I Just can not resist a little fun along the way.  :-)
 
... I am. Therefore, I think.  I think.
 
... I believe I will take this opportunity to remove my ears.
 
... I call my computer Hole in the Desk
 
... I can SPELL, I just can't TYPE worth a hoot !
 
... I can't believe my computer's on fire.
 
... I could be arguing in my spare time.
 
... I didn't know it was impossible when I did it.
 
... I don't steal taglines -- I replicate them.
 
... I hate making predictions; especially about the future!
 
... I idiot-proof my programs, but then along comes a bigger idiot.
 
... I know so little, but I know it fluently...
 
... I like Boolean logic. NOT!
 
... I may not always be perfect, but I'm always me.
 
... I still miss my ex-wife - but my aim is improving!
 
... I tell them there's no problems...Only Solutions...
 
... I used to be indecisive.  Now I'm not so sure.
 
... I want everything; do you have it??
 
... I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off....
 
... I wrote my own benchmark, my machine now runs at 500MHz
 
... I'd like to live like a poor person with lots of money.
 
... I'll have what the guy on the floor is having...
 
... I'm an absolute, off-the-wall fanatical moderate.
 
... I'm dangerous when I know what I'm doing.
 
... I'm in shape ... Round is a shape isn't it?
 
... I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
 
... I'm no stranger, just a friend you haven't met...
 
... I'm not a complete idiot ÄÄ several parts are missing.
 
... I'm not dead; I'm metabolically challenged.
 
... I'm not lost!  I'm locationally challenged.
 
... I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am.
 
... I'm not schizophrenic.  It's this guy beside me!
 
... I'm out of bed and dressed.  What more do you want?
 
... I'm spending a year dead for Tax Purposes
 
... I'm sure it's in the manual somewhere
 
... I'm the person your mother warned you about
 
... I'm too skeptical to deny the possibility of anything
 
... I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
 
... I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.1?
 
... I've got a mind like a... a... what's that thing called?
 
... I've used Basic so long, my brain has gonesub permanently
 
... If I save the whales, where do I keep them?
 
... If I save time, when do I get it back ?
 
... If I want your opinion I'll beat it from you
 
... If I were you, who'd be me?
 
... If at first you don't succeed, call it Ver 1.0
 
... If it ain't broke, break it and charge for repair.
 
... If it works, rip it apart and find out why!
 
... If it's not broke, let me take a crack at it.
 
... If it's stupid, but it works, then it's not stupid.
 
... If speed scares you, try Micro$oft Windows.
 
... If the shoe fits, put it in your mouth.
 
... If there was a nuclear bombing, would I be alive to care?
 
... If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.
 
... If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny.
 
... If we left the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy.
 
... Illiterate?  Write for a free brochure!
 
... In case of fire, yell FIRE!
 
... Insanity is just a state of mind.
 
... Insanity doesn't just run in my family; it practically gallops
 
... Is this yours?  Your dog left it on my lawn...
 
... Is this yours? Your dog left it on my lawn ...
 
... It doesn't work, but it looks pretty.
 
... It is better to be brief than boring.
 
... It is fatal to live too long.
 
... It's a fine line between fishing & standing still
 
... It's not in the manual !!!!!
 
... It's not the money I want, it's the stuff.
 
... It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim!
 
... Jesus saves...Passes to Moses..Shoots....Scores!
 
... Just another inmate in this ASYLUM!!!
 
... LOTUS - Let Only The Users Suffer
 
... Laddie, ya think ya might like ta ... rephrase that?
 
... Last yur I kudnt spel modjerater now I are won.
 
... Law of Insurance and Taxes - Whatever goes up, stays up.
 
... Let's organize this thing and take all the fun out of it.
 
... Madness takes its toll - please have exact change
 
... Make Headlines..use a corduroy pillow....
 
... Make me an offer. I have a computer to support!!
 
... Man who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet, many moons!
 
... Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence.
 
... Mary had a little lamb.  The doctor was surprised.
 
... Member: International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves!
 
... Memory is a thing we forget with.
 
... Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
 
... Misspelled?  Impossible.  My modem is error correcting.
 
... Monday is the root of all evil!
 
... Multitasking causes schizophrenia..
 
... My hat covers my head.... Just like hair used to!!
 
... My haystack had no needle!
 
... My mother is NEVER on time! - Worf
 
... My reality check just bounced.
 
... Name:³ŗŽŗ³ŗ³Ū³ŗŻ³ŗŻ³³ Rank:Žŗ³ŗŪ³ŗŻ³ Serial No:³ŗŽŗ³ŗ³Ū³
 
... New strain of system-trashing virus : WINDOWS
 
... Noah!  Come quick!  There's water in the basement!
 
... Oh no, not another learning experience!
 
... Old age is better than the alternative.
 
... On the other hand..you have five different fingers
 
... Once you understand your computer it is obsolete
 
... One person's <grin> is another's <groan>.
 
... One way to better your lot is to do a lot better...
 
... Only in your dreams, Commander. ž Troi
 
... Our OS which art in CPU - RISCOS be thy name .....
 
... Our necessities are few but our wants are endless...
 
... Outlaw junk mail, and save the trees!
 
... Plasma is another matter.
 
... Please Tell Me if you Don't Get This Message
 
... Please recycle this tagline.  Once is not enough.
 
... Please think when you drink....
 
... Pound forehead on keyboard to continue.
 
... Power corrupts.  Absolute power is kinda neat....
 
... Proceed with Caution - Twisted Mind Under Construction!
 
... Procrastination means never having to say you're sorry.
 
... Quick! Close your mind!! Something might get in.
 
... Rainy days and automatic weapons get me down....
 
... Reality is for people who can't handle Star Trek.
 
... Reduce brain fat.  Eat Moral Fiber.
 
... S met ing's hap ening t  my k ybo rd . .
 
... SEGA and Nintendo are combining, they call it Windows NT
 
... STICK \'stik\ n. 1: A boomerang that doesn't work.
 
... SYSTEM ERROR:  press F13 to continue...
 
... Salvation is only a Beer Bottle away...
 
... Sane?  Hell, if I was sane why would I be here?
 
... Set phasers on tickle!
 
... Shh! Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting wuntime errors!
 
... Shoot your program and put it out of its memory!
 
... Show me a sane man.  I'll cure him for you.
 
... Smile, but sharpen your knives.
 
... Smile... people will wonder what you've been up to.
 
... So many idiots... too few flame-throwers...
 
... So many lawyers, so few bullets.
 
... Some Do, Some Don't, Some Will and Some Won't.
 
... Some minds should be cultivated, others plowed under...­
 
... Some people are, through no fault of their own, sane.
 
... Sorry... my mind has a few bad sectors.
 
... Star Trek XXVII - The Search for Shatner's Teeth.
 
... Start slow and taper off.
 
... Sure, drinking kills brain cells, but only the weak ones.
 
... Tagline Lotto: ²²²²²²²²²²<- Scratch here for prize.
 
... The current death rate?  One per person, of course.
 
... The days of the digital watch are numbered
 
... The future is like the present, only longer.
 
... The future isn't what it used to be.
 
... To hell with the prime directive, let's kill something.
 
... The road to success is under construction...
 
... The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time.
 
... The universe is laughing behind your back
 
... The worst thing about censorship is ŪŪŪŪŪŪŪŪŪŪ.
 
... There is intelligent life on Earth, but I'm just visiting
 
... There is no gravity--The earth sucks!
 
... Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary.
 
... These aren't my boxers -- they bend !
 
... Things are not as bad as they seem - they're worse
 
... This is a Tagline mirror><rorrim enilgaT a si sihT
 
... This message is $hareWare! To register, please send $20
 
... Tis but a flesh wound...
 
... To register this tagline, send $29 to me
 
... To shoot a mime, do you use a silencer?
 
... Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
 
... Unable to load REALITY.SYS -- Invalid Parameter: /UTOPIA
 
... Used Iraqi rifles for sale: Dropped once, never fired...
 
... User - a technical term used by computer pros. See idiot.
 
... VCR's are a way to defeat time.....
 
... We come in peace.  Shoot to kill.
 
... We do what we can but it's never enough.
 
... We'll get along fine as soon as you realize that I'm God!
 
... What can you do at 3 AM?   Psssttt - got a modem??
 
... What if there were no hypothetical situations?
 
... Where there's a will, there's an Inheritance Tax.
 
... Where you stand depends on where you sit.
 
... indows 3.1: from the people that brought you EDLIN!!
 
... Windows isn't a virus -- viruses do something!
 
... You are only young once, but you can be immature forever.
 
... You may be recognized soon.  Perhaps you should hide?
 
... You're twisted and sick; I like that in a person!
 
... You're twisted, perverted, & sick. I like that!
 
... Your cat's missing?  Have you checked my bumper?
 
... 640K ought to be enough for anybody. - Bill Gates
 
... Apple I (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
 
... Captain, Permission to hook up blender attachments to Mr Spock
 
... Could you continue your petty bickering? I find it most interesting
 
... Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor not a Tagline
 
... Data, I thought you were dead!  No, sir, I rebooted
 
... Don't dispute death unless you've lived through it.
 
... He's a potato Jim!, Let's gouge out all of his eyes
 
... I am programmed in multiple pleasuring techniques.
 
... I am what I am and that's all that I am 
 
... I did it. I killed them all.
 
... I think not, said Descartes; and promptly disappeared.
 
... Is that lemon in your tea?  No, s'lime.
 
... Look at all the Indians! - General Custer
 
... Modem, said the gardener when he'd finished the lawn..
 
... Scotty!  Beam me aboard!  Aye sir!  Will a 2x4 do?
 
... Scotty, I've fallen and I can't beam up!
 
... (((((((HYPNOTIC)))))))(((((((TAGLINE)))))))
 
... (A)bort, (R)etry, or (I)nfluence with hammer.
 
... (C)ontrol (A)lt (B)ye
 
... (Ice rocks hit the hull)  Captain, we are being hailed.
 
... (beep) Help, I've fallen and can't reach the beer.
 
... ----> If you cut here, you'll ruin your monitor. <----
 
... --T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E--
 
... 1st we shoot all the lawyers, 2nd we strangle them, 3rd..
 
... 24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case.  Hmmmm.....
 
... 2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!!
 
... 4 food groups: fast, frozen, microwaved, and junk
 
... :.::: ::..: ::.::.  :..:: Tagline in Braille
 
... He's dead, Jim ... Kick him of you don't believe me
 
... Last Christmas I got a computer for my Girlfriend - Good Trade!
 
... No new mail - start whine-pout sequence (Y/N)?
 
... Don't eat yellow snow.
 
... Unable to locate coffee - operator halted
 
... I would if I could but I can't but I might if I find I can later.
 
... REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Universe (Y/N/Q)
 
... Stealing is illegal: our government hates the competition!
 
... Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence
 
... I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!
 
... I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. 
   
... Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disc? 
   
... The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. 
   
... I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. 
   
... I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. 
   
... I intend to live forever, so far so good. 
   
... Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 
   
... Eagles may soar, but groundhogs don't get sucked into jet engines. 
   
... The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 
   
... If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? 
   
... Mental backup in progress-Do Not Disturb! 
   
... When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 
   
... Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. 
   
... When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. 
   
... Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. 
   
... What happens if you get scared half to death twice? 
   
... Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. 
   
... Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. 
   
... How do you tell if you run out of invisible ink? 
   
... Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor. 
   
... Why do psychics have to ask your name? 
   
... For sale: Parachute.  Only used once, never opened, small stain. 
   
... It is hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. 
   
... If God wanted me to touch my toes he would have put them on my knees. 
   
... If you're living on the edge, make sure you're wearing a seat belt. 
   
... Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. 
   
... The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. 
   
... It's hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere. 
   
... Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
   
... If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.
   
... If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?
   
... If we are to better the future, we must disturb the present.
   
... If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
   
... If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the joke of the century.
   
... If you don't know what you're saying, don't.
   
... If you never go off on a tangent, you are doomed to going in circles.
   
... If you think there's good in everyone, you haven't met everyone.
   
... If you want to make an enemy, do someone a favor.
   
... I'm not completely worthless, I can always serve as a bad example.
   
... I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
   
... Indecision is the key to flexibility.
   
... Is it possible to be totally partial?
   
... Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
   
... It doesn't matter whether you win or lose--until you lose.
   
... It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
   
... It's not what a teen knows that concerns his parents, it's how he found out.
   
... Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the best lawyer.
   
... Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
   
... Mediocrity thrives on standardization.
   
... Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
   
... My mind is like a blotter: Soaks it up, gets it backwards.
   
... Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
   
... Never play leapfrog with a Unicorn.
   
... No one is listening, until you make a mistake.
   
... Nobody ever forgets WHERE they buried the hatchet.
   
... Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
   
... One-seventh of your life is spent on Mondays.
   
... Opportunities are not lost, they just go to someone else.
   
... Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
   
... Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay as long as truth!
   
... Schizophrenia beats the heck out of being alone.
   
... The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
   
... Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
   
... Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
   
... Some minds are like concrete - - all mixed up and permenently set.
   
... Some people are wise, and some are otherwise.
   
... Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
   
... Success is generally due to holding on...and failure to letting go.
   
... Take C-H-R-I-S-T out of Christmas and you're left with a "miss."
   
... The beatings will continue until morale improves.
   
... The best reason for the right thing today is tomorrow.
   
... The difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
   
... The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
   
... The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
   
... The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les.
   
... There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
   
... Things are more like they are today then they ever were before.
   
... Those with the best advice usually offer no advice.
   
... Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
   
... What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
   
... What was the best thing before sliced bread?
   
... When at loss for the right word to say...try silence.
   
... When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
   
... When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
   
... When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
   
... When you're in up to your nose, keep your mouth shut.
   
... Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
   
... Why do STAND-up comedians star in SITcoms?
   
... Why is the word abbreviation so long?
   
... Why, in a country where there is free speech, there are phone bills?
   
... Would a fly without wings be a "walk"?
   
... You are only young once, but you can be immature forever.
   
... Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
 
... COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
 
... Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
 
... 2 + 2 =3D 5 for extremely large values of 2.
 
... Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
 
... Computers are not intelligent; they only think they are.
 
... My software never has bugs; it just develops random features.
 
... Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
 
... As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
 
... Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
 
... Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups.
 
... E Pluribus Modem
 
... Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
 
... A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
 
... An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
 
... CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?
 
... Does fuzzy logic tickle?
 
... A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord.
 
... 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's PowerMac G3.
 
... 24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
 
... Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
 
... Windows: Just another pain in the glass.
 
... SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
 
... Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
 
... Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
 
... RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
 
... Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
 
... All computers wait at the same speed.
 
... DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.
 
... Press CTRL>-ALT>-DEL> to continue ...
 
... Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....
 
... Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
 
... ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
 
... E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.
 
... Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
 
... All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
 
... Error: Keyboard not attached.  Press F1 to continue.
 
... "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
 
... DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=3DFNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
 
... Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=3DOFF to your CONFIG.SYS
 
... Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
 
... Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
 
... Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.
 
... REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)
 
... Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?
 
... Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
 
... Read my chips: No new upgrades!
 
... Hit any user to continue.
 
... 2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!!
 
... I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!
 
... Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?
 
... Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup
 
... Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
 
... (A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?
 
... (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
 
... Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.
 
... Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
 
... Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS!
  
... This Message Has Been Sent On Recycled Electrons
  
... Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
 
... COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
 
... Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
 
... 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
 
... Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
 
... Computers are not intelligent; they only think they are.
 
... My software never has bugs; it just develops random features.
 
... Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
 
... As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
 
... Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
 
... Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups.
 
... E Pluribus Modem
 
... Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
 
... A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
 
... An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
 
... CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?
 
... Does fuzzy logic tickle?
 
... A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord.
 
... 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's PowerMac G3.
 
... 24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
 
... Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
 
... Windows: Just another pain in the glass.
 
... SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
 
... Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
 
... Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
 
... RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
 
... Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
 
... All computers wait at the same speed.
 
... DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.
 
... Press CTRL>-ALT>-DEL> to continue ...
 
... Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....
 
... Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
 
... ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
 
... E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.
 
... Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
 
... All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
 
... Error: Keyboard not attached.  Press F1 to continue.
 
... "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
 
... DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
 
... Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
 
... Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
 
... Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
 
... Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.
 
... REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)
 
... Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?
 
... Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
 
... Read my chips: No new upgrades!
 
... Hit any user to continue.
 
... 2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!!
 
... I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!
 
... Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?
 
... Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup
 
... Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
 
... (A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?
 
... (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
 
... Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.
 
... Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
 
... Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS!
 
... Money no longer talks - it just goes without saying
 